Have you been feelin' like a laim?
Have you been plaid by bitch?
Do niggas mass up at tou when you come around?
Does your car
straight bustin' out with flat tires every day?
If you 've been havin'
these contractions dial
1-900-I'm-off-mymuthafuckin'square.
And we'll
come and beat your muthafuckin ass for fallin
out.
Thank you for your
punkass time.
Sincerely,
Flict nigga.