I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door

And if she needs me bad

I can find about two or three more

I got one through the basement

Two down the hall

And when the going gets tough

I got a hole in the wall

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I can come through the chimney like Santa Claus

Go through the window and that ain't all

A lot of good ways I don't want you to know

I even got a hole in the bedroom floor

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I got a way through the closet behind her clothes

A way through the attic that no one knows

A master key that fits every lock

A hidden door behind the grandfather clock

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