About thirty years ago

I was petrified

I needed to go toilet

so i opened my bum up wide

Later i picked up my wife

and started stabbin' her with my knife

But she wasn't much of a fight

Oh! I was tired! oh i was tired.

Next day i went to work and my boss said i was fired!

Next job i got was at the reject shop

Only got paid $3 a month

it wasn't much oh well.

That was 30 years ago.



To be continued