Vanilla is smooth

chocolate is kickin'

strawberry is sweet

all deserve a hearty lickin'

have em all

three scoops piled high

variety is the spice of life



Well you can have soft serve

and hard sugar cones

root beer floats

or my banana split

do you like nuts

or some sticky whip creme

come lick it off

and be my dairy queen



I love the Chilis

freaky, uplift, mother's milk

Faith No More

Mike Patton's voice is smooth as silk

Metallica's

music makes me want to rage

Sting's lyrics

have something to say

Jimi Hendrix

plays guitar like a no one else

Black Sabbath

Ozzy's voice is sick as hell

Prince, Fishbone, NWA

these are the things that I like to play



Mr. Bungle

is so very cool

so don't be

an ignorant fool

there's so much music

for you to choose

so don't just be

a metal dude

it's cool fool