Sat with strawberries and cream

Listening to all the players scream

From right to left and left to right

"The ball was in!"

"No, it was out!"

The money goes up the fun has gone

There's a thousand pounds on every point

And all the players bicker and shout

"The ball was in!"

"No, it was out!"

That's not what tennis is all about

That's not what the game is all about

Whether the ball was in or out

That's not what tennis is all about

You cannot be serious!