Whilst Robson plays his Sharp CD

And Beardsley paints his lounge "hint of green"

And the big clubs dream of a Superleague

Of Keegan's "reasonable" three thousand a week

But back at Sinthonia, the ground's hardly packed

And the bank won't give them an overdraft

So it's play a full team of Y.T.S.

Or get sponsored by the D.H.S.S.

Oh no!

Oh yes!