Well, my dandruff is loose

An' my breath is chartreuse

I know I ain't cute

An' my voice is ka-poot



But that's awright people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

Any old way



I figure the odds be fifty-fifty

I just might have some thing to say



Ain't gonna sing you no love song

How my heart is all sore

Will not beg your indulgence

'Cause you heard it before



An' that's awright people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

Any old way



I figure the odds be fifty-fifty

I just might have some thing to say

Ants in my pants!



I have taken your time

I have sung you my song

Ain't no great revelation

But it wasn't too long



An' that's awright people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

Any old way, ha ha!



I figure the odds be fifty-fifty

I just might have some thing to say