I never liked rugby league, it must be said

Decapitated ears and concave heads

My interest held by just one thing

The greatest commentator ever--Eddie Waring

Whether an up-and-under or an early bath

He was always guaranteed to make me laugh

No Coleman histrionics or Benaud Twang

Just down to earth, good humored

Our man in the stand

And now it's time for the Mini Marathon

"Can I play the Joker now?"