Join the cubs

See the world

Pay your subs

Meet the girls

Sell your toys

Be reborn

They lvoe a boy in uniform

37 wasted years

Closeting his greatest fears

Still in shorts and eating jelly

He used to come and fix our telly



CHORUS

Akala, Akala

I will do my best

Akala, you'll have heart failure

Get your hands out of my vest



The oldest joker in the pack

Knew how to fold a union jack

Bought me chocolate, cakes and meats

All the Cadbury's flakes that I could eat



You're a bachelor for Baden Powell

And you don't know where I've been

Take your spatula and your bathing towel

Andgo swear your allegiance to the queen



You'll get no badge for touching me

Bad health or inefficiency

Halitosis poison breath

Or scaring little lonely boys to death



Akala, Akala I will do my best

Akala, Akala

You've got to get me off your chest



Akala, Akala! I think it's time to go

Hayla Shayla, see you later

I'm ony 9 years old and the answers NO!



You're a bachelor for Baden Powell

And you don't know where I've been

So take your spatula and your bathing towel

And go and swear your allegiance to the queen

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