Shary: In front of a tavern,

Flat on his face,

A boozehound named Barney

Is pleading his case.



Barney: Buy me a beer,

Two bucks a glass.

Come on, help me,

I'm freezing my ass.



Buy me brandy,

A snifter of wine.

Who am I kidding?

I'll drink turpentine.



Moe: Move it, ya drunk,

Or I'll blast your rear end.

Barney: I found two bucks!

Moe: Then come in, my friend!



Shary: And so, let us leave

On this heartwarming scene.

Bart: Can I be a boozehound?

Homer: Not till you're fifteen.