spill your drink on her dress you see her face she's not impressed and i think and i guess that you've had a few too many go to the bathroom only to find the door is locked and its occupied you spill your guts all over the place you should see the look on your face i think you've had one too many i think i've had one too few i think you'll find that the room is spinning and i think i'll have a laugh on you your distorted vision and your sweaty palms isn't helping you keep calm records are spinning they dont seem to quit your girlfriend is screaming shes having a fit broken a window fell off your chair the gum you were chewin is now in your hair you run to the back to get some fresh air thinking to yourself life ain't fair an empty bottle on the floor you're passed out cold but you want some more you try to speak but your mouth is numb too much drinking is what you've done