We woke up one Sunday morning

Bought a thousand dollar van

Picked the boys up on the west side

Now I don't know where I am

But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer



Buggered off to find a grocery store

Get a 40 and some gum

Feeling lonely got a girly mag

A little gloss to keep me warm

But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer



Now Marky's lost

Poor Tim is trapped in conversation

And Fil was saved

By all our constant aggravation



Hey there pea soup did you see that show?

Hey there pepsi did you see?

We'll make sure to come this way again

We'll make sure you get in free

But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer



I saw Gullage at the show last night

She said we played her favourite song

Some fat kid told me we saved his life

What the hell is going on

But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer