I walked down the street like a good girl should

He followed me down the street like I knew he would

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be

So listen and I'll tell you what this fella did to me



I walked to my house like a good girl should

He followed me to my house like I knew he would

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be

So listen while I tell you what this fella did to me



I never saw the boy before

So nothin' could be sillier

At closer range his face was strange

But his manner was familiar



So I walked up the stairs like a good girl should

He followed me up the stairs like I knew he would

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be

So listen and I'll tell you what this fella did to me



I stepped to my door like a good girl should

He stopped at my door like I knew he would

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be

So listen while I tell you what this fella did to me



He asked me for a good-night kiss

I said, "It's still good day"

I would have told him more except

His lips got in the way



So I talked to my ma like a good girl should

And Ma talked to Pa like I knew she would

And they all agreed on a married life for me

The guy is my guy wherever he may be



So I walked down the aisle like a good girl should

He followed me down the aisle like I knew he would

Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be

And now you've heard the story of what someone did to me



And that's what he did to me