HUGO

Paris, the city of lovers

Is glowing this evening

True, that's because it's on fire

But still, there's "l'amour"

Somewhere out there in the night

Her Heart is also alight

And I know the guy she just might

Be burning for



A guy like you

She's never known, kid

A guy like you

A girl does not meet ev'ry day

You've got a look

That's all your own, kid

Could there be two?



VICTOR AND LAVERNE

Like you?



ALL THREE

No way!



HUGO

Those other guys

That she could dangle

All look the same

From ev'ry boring point of view

You're a surprise

From ev'ry angle

Mon Dieu above

She's gotta love

A guy like you



VICTOR

A guy like you

Gets extra credit

Because it's true

You've got a certain some thing more



HUGO

You're aces, kid



LAVERNE

You see that face

You don't forget it



VICTOR AND LAVERNE

Want something new?



HUGO

That's you



ALL THREE

For sure!



LAVERNE

We all have gaped

At some Adonis



VICTOR

But then we crave a meal

More nourishing to chew



HUGO

And since you've shaped

Like a croissant is



ALL THREE

No question of

She's gotta love

A guy like you!



LAVERNE

Call me a hopeless romatic

But Quasi, I feel it



VICTOR

She wants you so

Any moment she'll walk through that door



ALL THREE

For



HUGO



A guy so swell

With all you bring her

A fool could tell

It's why she fell

For you-know-who



You ring the bell



VICTOR AND LAVERNE

A guy like you

I tell you Quasi

There never was

Another, was he?

From king to serf

To the bourgeoisie

They're all a second-stringer