Desperate for entertainment

So I turn the TV on

There's people jumping up and down

Then they have the panel on

And they talk a lot of wind

They talk a lot of wind







Then they have the weatherman on

He used to teach all our friends

He talked a lot of wind

He talks a lot about wind







Then they have Carl Lewis on

He's got a ponytail and he's a vegan

He talks a lot of wind

He talks a lot about wind







I turn the tragic lantern on

It's a program 'Good Morning'*

It's a lot of wind

They talk a lot about wind







I'm real sick and in distress

I got octagonals in my eyelids

From watching all that wind

I get horrible horrible horrible dreams

So I ring the TV line and get a lot of wind

They talk a lot of wind







You see them selling carpets

You see them in the shops

You see them on the kids programs

And they talk a lot of wind







Oh the boredom in my bones

From belching a lot of wind

They talk a lot about wind

They talk a lot about wind







I gotta forget about the wind

Has a lot of nerve

To talk a lot about wind







There's a roly-poly, roly-poly man

He's got a yak haircut (dick, dick, dick)

They talk a lot about wind