i take a look around think of places i have been there realy aren't that many i would like to see again i've been to 30 8 of 50 states most of them i'd shut down 3 or 4 of them are great back on the east coast dc's little shit hole you'll freeze to death in jersey but florida's the best i think i would rather have prostate cancer than visit okklahomo it's those sooners i detest when i see the coast i'm at home at last take the lincoln monument and cram it up your ass jmfc a giant ball of yarn dont forget to see the thing when your on your way to yuma koa is a ok i love turcoise and shells of abalone testicular tumors sound so much nicer than seeing dollywood in the hills of tennsessee sentence me to life in a tijuana prison i don't really care feed doritos to the bears fireworks here and there california is for me mississi (fart) i zillions of mosquitoes are gnawing on my thing i really love antiquing i bought some decoy ducks in some states your sister is the only one you fuck the nascar whores of north carolina with ovarian cysts the size of missouri do yourself a favor and stay in california goodbye