Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set)

Jim Pons (vocals)





Female Soprano:

Why don't you strap on this here bunch of cardboard boxes daddy-o?



Chorus:

Joy of my desiring



Female Soprano:

You certainly look suave and get me hot.



Chorus:

Hot hot. Get me hot



Female Soprano:

And horny.

If there's one thing I really get off on,

it's a nun suit painted on some old boxes.



Chorus:

Some old melodies.



Female Soprano:

Four-four... an aura



Chorus:

An areola



Female Soprano:

Pink gums. Stumpy gray teeth.



Chorus:

Dental floss.



Female Soprano:

Gets me hot. Want to watch a dental hygiene movie?