Are ya ready? Here we go...



Come on and do a dance with me

It's just a little step or two

I'll teach you how

We'll start right now

It's a very simple dance to do

First clap your hands, (clap clap clap)

Then stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)

It's a very simple dance to do



(music speeds up slightly) Wait I forgot to tell you

There's another little step or two

Turn around (whee)

And touch your toes (groan)

It's a very simple dance to do



Clap your hands, (clap clap clap)

Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)

Turn around (whee)

And touch your toes (groan)

It's a very simple dance to do



(music speeds up again) Wait I forgot to tell you

There's another little step or two

Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)

And flap your arms (flap flap flap)

It's a very simple dance to do



Now clap your hands, (clap clap clap)

Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)

Turn around (whee)

Touch your toes (groan)

Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)

Flap your arms (flap flap flap)

It's a very simple dance to do



(music is really fast now!) Wait I forgot to tell you

There's another step and then we're through

Stretch up high (ahhhh!)

And all fall down (ooooooh!)

It's a very simple dance to do



Clap your hands, (clap clap clap)

Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)

Turn around (whee)

Touch your toes (groan)

Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)

Flap your arms (flap flap flap)

Stretch up high (ahhhhhh!)

And all fall down (ooooooooh!)

It's a very simple dance to do



Clap your hands, (clap clap clap)

Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)

Turn around (whee)

Touch your toes (groan)

Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)

Flap your arms (flap flap flap)

Stretch up high (ahhhhhh!)

And all fall down (ooooooooh!)

It's a very simple dance to do



(mass confusion as the music and the instructions become far too fast to follow, then a very-tired sounding Bob sings...)



It's a .... very .... simple .... dance .... to do.