They say the only sure things in this life are death and taxes

I don't agree I think that different kinds of matches

I once met this old wise man on a hill

He never gave his Uncle Sam a damn dollar bill

I said are you afraid to die

He said son what you talkin

I'll be comin back

In that door your walking

There's only one thing in this world you can count on

There's only one thing you can lay your money down on

You can bet your life your farm your home on the range

If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change

I said a woman's got a mind, a woman's got a mind to change

I said oh baby oh baby oh baby,

Let's get us some Chinese food

But she said no no no no no no

Not in the mood

We headed down to Pedro's tacoria

We ordered up a couple of those old salty Margaritas

You know that menu it didn't whet her appetite

She said I got a good idea

Let's get Chinese food tonight

There's only one thing in this world you can count on

There's only one thing you can lay your money down on

You can bet your life your farm your home on the range

If you've got a woman, a woman's got a mind to change

Oh, and I said my woman's got a mind to change

We had our fling, we had our thing

And she went back to mister Raines

Cried some tears, drank some beers

I got in bed and I turned out the lights

Oh then I heard these keys inside my door

Famliar footsteps just kind of move across my floor

Said aw baby I thought you said we were through

She said what can I say I changed my mind

I'd rather be with you

There's only one thing in this world you can count on

There's only one thing you can lay your money down on

You can bet your life your farm your home