1. NUDSIE MARRIED A CHATHAM GIRL

CAUSE SHE WAS STARTING TO SHOW

THAT BOY SHOULD HAVE USED A CONDOM

BUT HE JUST DIDN’T HAVE THE DOUGH

I WOULDN’T MISS THIS FOR A MILLION BUCKS

CAUSE ALL THE CRAZIES ARE HERE

THEY COME TO EAT UP ALL THE FOOD

AND DRINK UP ALL THE BEER

2. THERE’S TABLES FULL OF TUNA SALAD

AND LOTS OF HAM AND ROLLS

THERE’S 17 KINDS OF JELLO

WITH A NAME ON EVERY BOWL

THERE’S COUSIN JACKS FROM CALUMET

AND FINNS FROM OVER IN ROCK

THE RELATIVES FROM CHICAGO

ARE DANCING OUTTA THEIR SOCKS



CHORUS:

ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION

THE PARTY IS GOING STRONG

THERE’S BEER AND FOOD AND A ROCKIN’ BAND

WE’LL BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG

ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION

HALF THE TOWN IS HERE

WE WON’T LET THE BAND QUIT

TILL THEY DRAG US OUT OF HERE



3. NUDSIE'S OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR

FIGHTING WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN

SHE SLUGS HIM IN THE BEER GUT

OH BOY IS HE IN PAIN

HIS OLD MAN IS AN ANIMAL

HE’S DRINKING KESSLERS FROM A SHOE

HE’S SLAMMING SHOTS WITH THE BRIDESMAIDS

THIS PLACE IS LIKE A ZOO

NUDSIE’S MA COMES WEAVING BY

WITH A PITCHER IN EACH HAND

SHE STUMBLES SIDEWAYS OUT OF CONTROL

AND SHE WIPES OUT HALF OF THE BAND

WE ALL TOAST TO NUDSIE

BUT HE CAN’T DRINK NO MORE

HE PASSED OUT IN THE POTATO SALAD

AND THEY’RE HAULING HIM OUT THE DOOR



(REPEAT CHORUS)