ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen.



ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

I wish I knew exactly what I mean.

It starts out like an A-word,

As anyone can see

But somewhere in the middle

It gets awfully QR to me.



ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

If I ever find out just what this word can mean,

I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen.



It might be kind of an elephant,

Or a funny kind of kazoo.

Or a strange exotic turtle

You never see in a zoo.

Or maybe a kind of a doggie

A particular shade of blue.

Or maybe a pretty flower

Naah, not with a name like that...uh, uh!