Oh, eat your animal crackers

'Cause my mother told me so long ago,

"If you eat your animal crakers,

The children in Europe won't starve anymore".

Hahaha hahahaha hahaha.



Oh I love eating icecream,

Chocolate, vanilla and butter pecan,

But I best love animal crackers

'Cause I love helping my fellow man.

Yeah, I eat more crackers than anyone can

Hahaha haha.



Once I went on a diet

(that's the freudian part, is it, when I forget it)

Once I went on a diet

A carbohydrate diet ain't nice

'Cause you can't eat animal crackers.

So, I'm gonna stay a fatty for all of my life,

Hahaha hahaha.

But some people think that fatties are nice, yeah.



Did you ever hear of Alice's restaurant?

I eat at Alice's restaurant year after year.

She makes an animal cracker pizza, ha

And she gives animal crackers out free with the beer.

Oh, let's give Alice a great big cheer.

She knows the age...

Ah, animal crackers are in this year!

Ha ha hahaha.

Oh, lalalalala lala lala