You can beat me up,

Call me names

Steal my bike, go insane

I don't care if you rearrange

My face, I don't mind



You can burn my toys

And the books I read

Still it won't matter to me

Cause with one big gulp

I'll swallow it up and smile, oh yeah



Chorus:

Because I'm the incredible absorbing man

And I'm gonna do the best I can

Till you finally understand



I am calm, I'm serene

Not a word is getting through to me

When you scream



I'm a sponge.I soak it up

All the crap you put me through

Won't make me give up



I will never falter, I will never quit

You'll never find another

Who'll put up with your shit