You can torture me

With Donnie and Marie

You can play some Barry Manilow

Or you can play some shlock

Like New Kids on the Block

Or any Village People song you know



Or play Vanilla Ice

Hey, you can play hime twice

And you can play the Bee Gees any day

But Mr. DJ please

I'm beggin on my knees

I can't take no more of Billy Ray



Don't play that song

That Achy Breaky song

The most annoying song I know

And if you play that song

That Achy Breaky song

I might blow up my radio (ooooo)



You can clean the room

By playing Debbie Boone

Or crank you Abba records until dawn

Oh, I could even hear

Slim Whitman or Zamphir

Don't mind no Yoko Ono marathon



Or play some Tiffany

On 8-track or CD

Or scrape your fingernails across the board

Or tie me to a chair

And kick me down the stairs

Just please don't play that song no more



Don't play that song

That Achy Breaky song

You know I hate that song a bunch

And if you play that song

That nauseating song

It might just make me lose my lunch (oooo)



Don't play that song

That Achy Breaky song

I think its driving me insane

Oh, please don't play that song

That irritating song

I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain



Don't play that song

That Achy Breaky song

The most annoying song I know

And if you play that song

That Achy Breaky song

I might blow up my radio (ooooo)