I'm addicted to dirt

That's where I come from

Give me dark black dirt

I want dirt and more dirt



I'm addicted to dirt and stink and mud

I came from the slime into this world

That's where I was born

And the nurses wore masks

I was washed from my momma's arms



Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...



I'm addicted to dirt and filth and spit

Don't make me vomit on cakes and ice cream

My food is in the vacuum cleaner

Give me a shovel and let me dig up a tasty meal of dirt, dirt, dirt!



I've got a problem with dirt-I can't live without it

'Cause I'm addicted to dirt

I'm addicted to dirt and slime and grease and oil

'Cause that's where I'm from



I don't want fancy French cooking

Julia Child...set me a table at your ash tray and feed me dirt!

Give me dirt and more dirt

That's where I'm from

I'm addicted to it

My momma knows so



Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...



I'm related to the earthworm, the cockroach and flys

I come from the filth and odors

That's who I am

Don't give me alcohol or other drugs

I don't need your cocaine or heroin

I just want dirt, plain and simple dirt!



I'm going back where I come from

'Cause I'm addicted to it



I'm hooked on Geraldo

Montel, ????, Howard Stern & MTV

Dirt and more dirt

Give me stories

About bisexuals, trisexuals, transexuals, homosexuals, lesbians

And dysfunctional lives



Give me more of this dirt

'Cause that's who I am



Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...



I'm addicted to dirt and smut and cum

This is my first route

It's how I was born

Put me in a box full of dirt and buried me



I want mountains of dirt

Dark black dirt

That's what I want, I want toilet water for my shower

I want more and more dirt

That's all I need

I'm addicted to it



Tell me

Can you spare some dirt?

Give me a glass of dirt

I'm collecting for the orphans

Would you donate some dirt?



Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...



I'm addicted to dirt 'cause I've seen the clean, sanitized world

Rolled over by bastards with unclean, dirty souls

Where everything is nice and sweet and clean

And I'm going back to my origin

Back to my origin

Back to my origin

Of dirt and squaller 'cause I don't wanna be cleaned by bastards

With filthy stinkin' souls



Please understand I can't help myself

I'm just addicted to dirt



Baby I'm a dirt baby yeah...