Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armegaden soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this,

bull-shit, three-ring, circus, side-show of freaks,

here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.

the only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any fucking time, any fucking day.

learn to swim, see you down in Arizona bay.



Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your lawsuite and

Fret for your hair-piece and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for you pilot and

Fret for you contract and

Fret for you car.



It's a bull-shit, three-ring, circus side-show of freaks,

here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any fucking time, any fucking day.

Learn to swim see you down in Arizona bay.



Some say a comet will fall from the sky,

Fallowed by meteor showers and tidal waves

Fallowed by fault lines that can not sit still

Fallowed by millions of dumb-founded dipshits.



And some say the end is near,

Some say we'll see armegaden soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this,

Stupid shit.

Silly shit.

Stupid shit.



One great big festering neon distraction,

I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim.



Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's coming round to put it back the way it aughta be.



Fuck L. Ron Hubbard

And fuck all his clones.

Fuck all these gun toting,

Hip-gangster wanna be's



Fuck retro anything

Fuck your tatoes

Fuck all you junkies and

Fuck your short memories



Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.

Fuck these disfunctional, insucure actresses.



I'm praying for rain

I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way

I wanna watch it all go down

Mom please flush it all away

I wanna see it go right in down

I wanna watch it go right it

Watch you flush it all away



Time to bring it down again

Don't just call me a pessimist

Try to read between the lines



I can' imagine why you wouldn't

Welcome any change my friend