Excuse us ladies and gentleman

One, two



You need to pick your afro daddy

Because it's flat on one side

You need to pick your afro daddy

Because it's flat on one side

What are you waiting on



Well if you don't pick your afro

You gonna have one side high, ha, ha



Well, you said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby

So I braided my hair, well, yes you did

You said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby

So I braided my hair, yes I did, cornroll and everything baby



Well, you changed your mind and said we wasn't going

But my momma saw you there

Yes she did, check this out, one time



Well I be blowing up your pager daddy

But you never called me back

Well I be putting in 9-1-1 baby

But you never called me back, no, no



See if you don't know how to use that pager daddy

I'm gonna take that hoe back, yes I will