Youve gotta be hard

If you gonna get her

Dont leave her scarred

All dead=all better



Youve gotta remember

To do it all right

Turn the lights out

Lock it up tight



Dont you walk on the grass

And dont leave any clues

Better wash off your glass

And wipe the mud off your shoes



Too much information

Just gets em going

Down at the station

Dont want em knowing



Dont stop to wonder for too long

Just make sure theres something

That she likes on the radio



When duty calls

Miss Niagara falls

But when they ask me

Ill just say that I didnt know



When will you call?

Well after its over

Are you sad at all?

I dont even know her

Dont let it hurt

Ill be fast

I feel so bad

It wont last

When you get back

Ill be clean

And please dont say anything mean



But youve gotta dress nice

Try not to upset her

Just a little advice

If youre gonna get her



Drive by the bank

And check on the tank

And when they ask me

Ill just say I didnt know