They've been laughin' since I can remember

But they're not gonna laugh anymore

No more "Maxie the geek", no more "Goof of the week"

Like befooore



No more algebra tests 'til September

No more lookin' at losers like him

No more more havin' to cheat

No more mystery meat

No more gym

No more gym

No more gym

No more gym!



Gonna move to the mall!

Gonna live in the pool!

Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool!



'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'!

After today she'll be mine!

After today my brains will be snoozin'!

If I don't faint I'll be fine!

I've got forty more minutes, of home economics

Then down with the text books

And up with the comics!

Just think of all the time I've been losin'

Finding the right thing to say!

But things will be going my way, after today



She looked right through me, and who could blame her?

I need a new me, plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof, and

After today I'm gonna be cruisin'!

No more pep rallys to cut! Yech!

After today my brains will be snoozin'!

I'm gonna sit on my butt

I've got less than an hour, and when this is ended

I'll either be famous..

Or you'll be suspended!



Just think of all the time I've been losin'

Waiting untill I could say ...

Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents goodbye

Gonna party from now 'till the end of July

Things'll be going my way, after todaaaaaaay ...

I wish that this was the day, ... after today