Three nights ago I was at a disco

Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go

And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor

She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go

Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip

She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down

She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, "no!"

You done knocked me down once

You done knocked me down once

Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man

Y'all both can get on down, y'all both can get on down

Huh!



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I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman



Somebody take her

She's too big for me

She'll knock me down



She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat

She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down

I told her to go on and leave me alone

I ain't gettin' down

You done hurt my hip once

I know what you'll do

I ain't gonna bump with you!

I don't feel like gettin' down

Don't feel like gettin' down

She just shook her head at every word I said

She wanted to get on down

That woman wanted to get on down

She did that dip again and I hit the floor again

She was gettin' down, Lord, that woman was gettin' down



(Chorus)



Somebody take her, I don't want her

She done hurt my hip, she done knocked