Suzy got a rubboard, mama got a tub

They goin' around doin' the rub-de-dub

Ain't it crazy

Ain't it crazy

You know it's crazy

To keep on rubbin' at that ---



Was down and out with my head in my hand

Looked for a woman didn't have no man

Wasn't it crazy

Wasn't it crazy

You know it's crazy ---



(Yeah... oh yeah...)



Was down in town with my head in my hand

Looked for a woman didn't have no man

Wasn't I crazy

Wasn't I crazy

You know it's crazy

To keep on rubbin' at that - same old thing



(play it one time)



(now here's what cooked the goose)



Two old maids lyin' in the bed

One turned over this is what she said

Ain't we crazy

Ain't we crazy

You know it's crazy

To keep on rubbin' at that ---



Have mercy!