Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy

Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts

Giddy and foolish all the day long

Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy



Way down south where the cotton grows

A coackroach stepped on an elephant's toes

The elephant said with tears in his eyes

Why don't you pick on someone your own size



Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy

Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts

Giddy and foolish all the day long

Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy



Way up north and a long way off

The emu's got the whooping cough

He coughed so hard with the whooping cough

That he coughed his head and his tail right off



Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy

Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts

Giddy and foolish all the day long

Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy



I bought a suit of combination underwear

Can't get it off I do declare

Wore it six months without exaggeration (phew)

Can't get it off, 'cause I lost the combination (Oh that's silly)



Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy

Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts

Giddy and foolish all the day long

Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy



I went for a swim in the swimming pool

I dived without looking, what a fool

I bumped my head on cement and mortar

Forgot to look, there was no water



Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy

Boom boom, ain't it great to be nuts

Giddy and foolish all the day long

Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy



Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear and fuzzy wuzzy had no hair

So Fuzzy Wuzzy was'nt fuzzy

No he wasn't fuzzy Fuzzy Wuzzy - was he?



Boom boom, ain't it great