Eminem]

its shit like this i kick to these rich white kids

who just mite see how fucked up this sick life is

whoops i did it again, didnt i? my shit, its harder to figure out then what britneys tit size is

i probably pissed u off again, didnt i bitch?

grab christina gaguilera, kiss my grits

do u know how many shits i give, i wish i did

so i could quit givin these twisted little kids ideas

this just in, britney just kissed justin

she just fucked ben

got tit fucked

and dick sucked him

if affleck can get his ass licked how come i cant, shit

god damn bitch, im rich, i cant understand this

are those pictures i made of us together on the internet

as close as im eva gonna get to hittin her from the back

shit, when it comes to that, i hit harder from the back

then everlast when hes pluggin lethal in his fuckin ass

just gimme 1 more chance, britney hit me 1 more time

let me know whats on ur mind, whitney give me 1 more line

to sniff, u fuckers know what time it is

fuck ur jewelery my records almost diamond bitch



[chorus] (eminem)



whats goin on in the world today? people fightin, feudin, lootin, its ok

let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll, tell em dre

(drdre)it aint nuttin but music

whats goin on in the world today? people fightin, feudin, lootin, its ok

let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll, tell em dre

(drdre)it aint nuttin but music



[Bizarre]

eminem doesnt like nsync, well i do

so fuck him and the backstreet boys too

whateva happened to the cast of different strokes?

garys broke, todd snort coke, and then an overdose

i got 2 little boys with me

michael jackson sent 2 helicopters 2 get me

im up early with my hair curly

me and mr.furley fuckin lavern and shirly



[Kuniva]

alotta rappers r livin in la la land

thats y i lets my dogs out on the baha men

as bad as the life i had, im not mad

i dont need to b a jackass 2 beat up my dad

my whole familys country, my grandmothers oldfashioned

she keeps askin me y i rap with a honky

but granny im a flunky, i could b a junkie

i could b hangin with the hoochies outta the club scene



[Kon Artis]

for all the indpendent women in the house

show us ur tits and shut ur mother fuckin mouths



[Proof]

Robert downey, bobby brownie, whitney housten the shit shes usin,

jesse jackson, reverand scandal, got george michaels, tevin campbell

pee-wee hermans, peep show places, public restrooms, beat those cases



[chorus]

[Swift]

ur mom and dad probably mad at us, we did turned their kids into little body snatchers

they like where im from, we dont bite our tongue

r u sure u want niggas 21 to carry guns?

its sad but im glad that im made to rhyme

when u work, u aint gettin paid 4 that overtime

its only music, media know it, but they blind

i aint in ur life so stay the hell up outta mine

and ur the reason y princess diana ended up dying

u people get offended, i dont care

(stop cryin)

tryin to get us to leave

coz what we say just aint playin

but holdin me back from what i say just aint me



[Kon Artis]

now whats these parents so mad 4?

(ur music is bad) for teenage kids who drink more than ted danson in cheers

carson drinks beers, we all fart and piss and cuss out our bitch

(smoke the ritz) i still do the same old shit, i dont jump infront of a camera and say no shit

when they ask me about my sarcastic-ness

i just slap them, turn around and ask them this



[chorus