Listen up, America

We've got something great for you!

It's something you can feel and breathe and even see right through

It isn't something you can smell

Or taste or eat or see

And please don't send us money --

It's absolutely free



Oh yes, it's air, air, air

It's the bargain of the day

Air, air, air

Doesn't look like much but, hey!

It's handy when you're working

It's handy when you play

So get some air, air, air

It'll blow you right away!



Oh, you can breathe it with your mouth

Or you can breathe it through your nose

And when you take your shoes off, you can feel it on your toes

It isn't purple, green, or pink

Or red or white or blue

It's kind of hard to spot it, but

It's always there for you



No taste! No waste!

No tell tale smell, it's swell!

Oh yes, it's air air air

Send for your supply today

Air, air, air from Maine to Monterey

Americans just love it

They breathe it night and day

So get some air air air

It'll blow you right away!