Alcohol, my permanent accessory

Alcohol, a party time necessity

Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself

O Alcohol, I still drink to your health.





Refrain:

I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol.



Forget the café lattés, screw the raspberry iced tea

A Malibu and Coke for you, a g&t for me

Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will

When someone else is picking up the bill



(Refrain)



O Alcohol, would you please forgive me,

But while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else



I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do

I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze

But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose

To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse





(Go, go, go, go, go, etc)





(Refrain)



Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor drying out your

canvesol



O Alcohol, would you please forgive me,

But while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else



Would you please forgive me