John Faye/Mike Simpson)



Alex got her name because her father wished her born a son

A fancy name for a flighty girl

Now flight of fancy runs amok on everyone

Daddy took advantage of the situation

He waited seven years with great expectations

And if they had a crown they'd hold a daily coronation



CHORUS

It's Alex again

Alex again

And every now and then

She looks like the girl I knew from way back when



Alex likes to taunt the men at work who can't grow facial hair

She tells them if they can't produce up there

They can't do jack down there

Alex keeps a book at home

Says she's got the souls of fifty men

Neatly filed for future use

If she ever needs to make an example of them

Another will to crus or spirit to tame

And up against the wall they all look the same

But Alex never met a mouth she couldn't make scream out her name



Just a few short days ago Daddy kicked quite short of breath

No one is quite sure if he had a stroke

Or had his ego stroked to death

Alex sits alone by the picture window

Looking more and more like the Mona Lisa

Never gives away everything she might know

But something sure has pleased her

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