(this song is about aliens 'cos Tom's a trecky,

I have been abducted and probed in the anus,

Travis you ready?

On perpose,

Alright here we go)



Hey mom theres something in the backroom

Hope it's not the creatures from above

You used to read me stories

As if my dreams were boring

We all know conspiracies are dumb



What if people knew that these were real

leave my closet door open all night

I know the CIA would say

What you hear is all hearsay

I Wish someone would tell me what was right



Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you



I am still the skeptic, yes you know me

Been bestfriends and will be till we die (die)

I got an injection

a fear from the abductions

My bestfriend thinks I'm just telling lies

Alright



Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you



Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation, information

Nice to know ya, paranoia

Where's my mother, biofather



Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

a pair of big black eyes

(tom has sex with guys)

Come see the softer side of sears!

(Wow)