Hey mom theres something in the backroom

I hope it's not the creatures from above

You used to read me stories

As if my dreams were boring

We all know conspiracies are dumb



What if people knew that these were real

I'd leave my closet door open all night

I know the CIA would say

What you hear is all hear say

I wish someone would tell me what was right



Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you



I am still the skeptic, yes you know me

(Yes you know me)

Been bestfriends and will be til we die



I got an injection

Of blood from the erection

My bestfriend thinks Im humping guys

Alright



Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you



Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation, information

Nice to know ya, paranoia

Wheres my mother, bio-father



Up all night long

And there's something very wrong

And I know it must be late

Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

Twelve majestic lies

Tom has sex with guys