Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!

We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!



Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah



If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.

Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea



If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols

And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible

Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a