Think about the places we've had our little fun

In the church at Christmas, busted by that nun

Then in that museum, beneath the mastadon

Stating our positions on the White House lawn

CHORUS

All you ever think about is sex

All you ever think about exclusively

All you ever think about is sex, all right with me

Say, do you remember the Dodgers and the Mets

50,000 people saw us and turned red

I'm still not recovered from Saturday's faux pas

When your faather came home, saw us, and dropped dead

CHORUS

In a world of lovers, we don't love each other much

Fact is, we're too busy to love each other much

CHORUS

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