Hey have you heard the news

(The fight is on)

Who do you think will win

(She's pretty strong)

Maybe he's got a chance

(He's pound for pound)

Maybe he's got a chance

(He's going down)



Ok, no way this can be happening

There's gotta be a better way

This is such a lousy holiday

Ok, you win, it's automatic

Someone tell me this is not the way

This is such a lousy holiday



You hit me once, You hit me twice

An uppercut, and the war is over

Somehow you always win

I tell you once, I told you twice

Below the belt

Your tender violence hurts but I still love you



Hey have you heard the news.

(The boy went down)

Going the distance lost

(The bonus round)

They did say he won't come back

(Oh, he'll fight again)