Here come Dick, he's wearing a skirt

Here comes Jane, y'know she's sporting a chain

Same hair, revolution

Same build, evolution

Tomorrow who's gonna fuss



And they love each other so

Androgynous

Closer than you know, love each other so

Androgynous



Don't get him wrong and don't get him mad

He might be a father, but he sure ain't a dad

And she don't need advice that he send to her

She's happy with the way she looks

She's happy with her gender



Mirror image, see no damage

See no evil at all

Kewpie dolls and urine stalls

They'll be laughed at

The way you're laughed at now



Now, something meets Boy, and something meets Girl

They both look the same

They're overjoyed in this world

Same hair, revolution

Unisex, evolution

Tomorrow who's gonna fuss

And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants

And tomorrow Janie's wearing a dress

Future outcasts and they don't last

And today, the people dress the way that they please

The way they tried to do in the last centuries