Here's a young one

Hey, Rufus

How's the rain on the rhubarb?

You wanna go out with me?

(yeah, I know we're out

it's, like, a figure of speech)

All you need is a real girl guide

Give it up and come inside

Slip the leash

Shake it loose

Bite the peach

Suck the juice





...what did you call me?

Angel

What was that again?

Angel





Ave gloriosa virginum regina

Vitis generosa, vite medicina

Clemencie resina

Ave copiosa gracie piscina

Carnis maculosa mund'illum sentina

Mundicie cortina

Translation:

Hail, glorious queen of virgins, noble vine,

elixir of life, resin of mercy.

Hail, abundant pool of grace, cleanse him

of the filthy dregs of the flesh in the

basin of purification.





Hey chicken

Is that your girl?

Bet she lays like a lump

What's your poison - lemonade?

Velveteen or a razor blade?

You wanna walk in the dark with me

To a place where no one sees?

Kiss the glove

Pretty please

You wanna pray?

On your knees...





...what did you call me?

Angel

Say it again

Angel





Claritate radiosa, stella matutina

Brevitate legis glossa, perte lex divina

Irradiat doctrina

Vennstate vernans rosa, sine culpe spina

Caritate viscerosa, aurem bue inclina,

Serves ill'a ruina

Translation:

Morning star, radiant in brightness, yourself

a gloss on the brevity of the law, through you

the Divine Law illumates with its teaching.

O rose blooming with loveliness, having no

thorn of sin, with inward love incline your ear

hither and save him from destruction.





Hey sailor

How's the steam in the stovepipe?