Come on, come on

Everything's dandy

He's got slingshot teeth like a hot bamboo

He wakes up every morning at the crack o' two

Have you seen him?

Well, if you know who I mean there's no need to ask

He wears a pinstripe suit and always has the last laugh

Have you seen him?

I have no face

I am anonymous

And in my dreams

I am anonymous

Well, he steals this thyme at the side of the road

He's got a one-inch cock but nobody knows

Have you seen him?

Well, he loves to go a-sailing upon the milky ocean blue

We might take a drive in his B-52

Have you seen him?

I have no face

I am anonymous

And in my dreams

I am anonymous