Gonna dive into a jive

I've dove into before

Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted

Like a million times or more

A familiar joint

Where getting drunk's the only point

To frequent this place

With any frequency at all

Countin' on a remedy

I've counted on before

Goin' with a cure that's never failed me

What you call the disease,

I call the remedy

What you're callin' the cause,

I call the cure

Gonna sing a song, a song to you

A song I've sung before

Belt out a ballad that I've belted out

A million times or more

The words I'm gonna scream

And getting drunk's the central theme

to the lyrics, if you can

Make the lyrics out at all

Countin' on a remedy

I've counted on before

Goin' with a cure that's never failed me

What you call the disease,

I call the remedy

What you're callin' the cause,

I call the cure

Just a devotion to a potion

Please no applause

A dedication to a medication

A crutch a cure a cause

What I've counted on to pick me up

Has knocked me to my knees

Before I hit the floor once more

I'll call it the disease


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