I'm not an evil guy, it makes me wonder why, you cannot understand

this thing I do with my hand. And

How come you can't see it's hilarious to me, it's just an inside joke,

meant only to poke fun

At the metal farce, fast girls and cars and devil too. So this song is

for you, 'cause

I love cats and hate the bomb. ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM

and I'm as honest as the day is long. ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM

S-A-T-A-N, he's not my friend, MEephistopholes, does not make me

pleased, and Beelzebub's a jerk, I am not his clerk, or his errand boy,

or his puppet toytoytoytoy.

I'm not an evil guy, it makes me wonder, you cannot understand

this thing I do with my hand.

I LOVE CATS AND HATE THE BOMB. ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM

AND I'M AS HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG. ANTISATAN SONG FOR

MOM

OH THE DEVIL REALLY MAKES ME YAWN. ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR

MOM

YOU GOT ME WONDERING WHERE I WENT WRONG. ANTI-SATAN

SONG FOR YOU

mom