There's a fella from a film

reminds me of Duncan Goodewe

but he's not a proper skinhead

cause he hasn't got a tattoo

He's not as wise as he seems

coz he's just an actor

he's a dunce, I've never seen

him on the Krypton Factor

We all rinse in Silvercrin

to keep our head clean

but we know that Yul's not

a common human being

coz he uses Mr Sheen...

CHORUS:

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner,

they say he's a skinhead

but we know that it's a lie

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner

he is just a baldy geezer

from the Kink