He's go so many problems

You can count them one by one

He's a filthy, stupid apeman

He never has any fun

He lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill

Plays an old loud drum

He's primitive, barely human



Apeman hop, apeman hop



Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light

Hoppin' like an elephant

Thunderin' like me tonight

He's the world's worst recycler

The iceman comes a lot

He's the devil's apprentice

He's a prehistoric man



Apeman hop, apeman hop



At night he's gonna sacrifice his beloved apeman girl

Tie her to the alter, pull out her heart and eat her flesh



Apeman hop, apeman hop, apeman hop, apeman hop

Apeman