I'm quitting after one more last one

Tired of playin the clown

If I want your opinion I'll ask you

I can get myself down

Night drivin without headlights

Wearing sunglasses too

Lookin good but sure don't feel right

Anything to be cool

Doin hopscotch with my legs tied

Jumpin rope in wet cement

Black leather in mid day sunshine

All your mother's money spent

Doin time on the metal detector

Like to drown in your pool

Coverin up everything that's defective

Anything to be cool

A burning heart could be so cool

Won't you be my fashion victim

Come on I'm an April fool for you

Holdin on to what's left of real life

Anything to be cool

Anything to be cool....

A burnin heart, like an April fool

Won't you be my fashion victim

Come on I'm your April fool

I'm a mid-spring snowfall

Joke's on you

I'm an April fool for you