Bazookas and fisticuffs

Medicating in Porches

98-karat stick shift

Chinatown late-nite meals

Alfonso fiving me a backrub

2 pm laser vizzaginal rejuvenation

Triple album project

Detonatin' tracks like these

Magnums and barrettas

Part-time hostages in pottery classes

Blind date at the wax museam

Norwegian hockey players passed out in government limos

Prime ministers with cryogenic faces

Louis Vuitton suitcases

Autographs and paid vacations

Divorce papers and synthetic lubrications

Playin' you like top-40 stations

Ah you know the deal



Arabian nites

White satellites

Voodoo is tight

Like a sleek diamond ice



Airbrushed memories strewn like pamphlets into fifth Mississippis

Time-lapse footage of duct-taped lies

Animal frequencies pinching deodorized nerves

Cosmetic procedures on the cartilage of apocalypse

Mannequin tycoons with airport piano bar mystiques

Remodeling conjugal amaracus

Flexing like suburban Spartacus

Geting smacked up by unemployed hand models

Running out into the middle of traffic with beaujolais bottles



Arabian nites

White satellites

Voodoo is tight

Like sleek diamond ice.